Thoughts of a Notorious Pie Bandit

neil-gaiman:

fipindustries:

the best of give up-gaiman

One of those “if I could turn back time 12 hours and not put up that photo” moments…

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

Morpheus, 5 months.

Morpheus, 5 months.

lolsofunny:

i-said-id-never-let-you-go:

dorranxskara:

righteouskungfu:

iwishiwroteharrypotter:

thecolorplaid:

allihearisradiogaga:

bangarangn1tram:

iamtonysexual:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU










Oh who, meeee???




omg reblog it yesterday and there were only two pictures
guys what have you done in one day? D:

Shall we just give it up for the guys of tumblr seriously?

Forever Reblog. Sue me…

lolsofunny:

i-said-id-never-let-you-go:

dorranxskara:

righteouskungfu:

iwishiwroteharrypotter:

thecolorplaid:

allihearisradiogaga:

bangarangn1tram:

iamtonysexual:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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Oh who, meeee???

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omg reblog it yesterday and there were only two pictures

guys what have you done in one day? D:

Shall we just give it up for the guys of tumblr seriously?

Forever Reblog. Sue me…

audiomonkey:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

Wow. This is one of the most hateful and sexist things I have ever read towards women and tattoos. Basically this guys’ saying that if a woman gets a tattoo, obviously all men are gonna judge her. And whatever she does to her body is gauged by how men view it, and whether or not men approve.

That’s just the truth, obvs. Obvs all women get tattoos are trashy whores and no man will ever be attracted to her.

I love this quote.

When you go to a parlor and hop in a chair for some greaseball to stick a needle in you and play kindergarten doodle on your skin, you’re lending him a level of familiarity over you. Does this fall under the category of what the mainstream media calls “jealous men calling normal things cheating?” Yes. Does that make us wrong? No. A man has marked you and you will always carry his handiwork. What if you wore a necklace that another man gave you in the presence of your boyfriend or husband?

Fucking wow.

Is this for fucking real?

Well, now I totally feel like a branded cow.

Moo Moo Motherfucker.

*Nopes the fuck out*

Fuck. Now I HAVE to get a tattoo, if only to make sure I NEVER get the attention of guys like this. Audiomonkey where did you get yours done?

midnitespookshow:

natural-killer-cyborg:

psychosomaticartist:

siggymcpissyface:

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast

dear lord.  

um

no sandwhiches for me thank you

i dunno, sounds like factory farming to me

midnitespookshow:

natural-killer-cyborg:

psychosomaticartist:

siggymcpissyface:

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

dear lord.  

um

no sandwhiches for me thank you

i dunno, sounds like factory farming to me

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

ktshy:

drawing-bored:

isn’t sass an emotional response?

The human half brings the sass.

AUUURRRGH SO PERFECT!

AUUURRRGH SO PERFECT!